Favorite Quotes

• Mike Yacci: "I force my kids to practice ... well ... I don't FORCE them to, but I encourage them with a stick."
• Jack Herbert: "We all admire the wisdom of people who come to us for advice."
• The Little Card in Caroline's Organizer: "You Will Become What you Think."
• The pastor of my church: "Ready, Fire, Aim"
• Me: "Life is like an analogy."
• Keb: "You guys go the Smithsonian and I'll go shopping at the Mall"
• Keb: "Borgon." (The Icelandic Waif)
• Little Olde Lady: "Borg. Do you have any Borg?"

A Few Definitions

• Inforgasm: The feeling of pure ecstacy at finding a motherlode of information about something that you've been searching for. Directly related to "Information Overload"
• Epitome: The ultimate manifestation of said description.